Be a man!
A new low on the train.
A young man. Clinging onto a handle with both hands. Standing such that all his weight is on his right, so his entire body leans to the right and his left hip is sticking out.
It looks as though he is so tired that hanging onto the handles is the only way to keep himself (somewhat) upright. He is also so tired that he cannot shift his feet to the right so the bottom half of his body is aligned to the top half.
Because you know what, dude… Your top half and bottom half are taking space enough for two people. It’s like your gut and your butt have decided to divorce each other and it is so ugly that they cannot stand to be near each other anymore. So now the spiteful top half has run to the neighbour’s house and set up camp there.
What rubbish. I don’t care how tired you are. Your left hip isn’t so hot, it doesn’t need it’s own stage. This is the mrt at rush hour. Not your mother’s house. Don’t act like you own all the space on the train.
For god’s sake, be a man. Stand up straight!