When I grow up
So I recently got myself a new haircut, that apparently shaves a few years off my apparent age. It’s also gotten people to think I’m more glamourous (and have a more exciting life) than I really do.
One could indulge in the delusion that it’s real. But really, nah. I’m still just a civil servant. Who happens to be quite heartless when it comes to chopping hair up, “just for a change,” that’s all.
But yes, when I grow up, one day…I’ll be glamourous and ageless. Like Hello Kitty! Hah!
