Snapshots of Cindy’s brain
1. I have a mysterious insect bite on my ankle, where yet-to-be-discovered toxins are pooled. I will one day be crippled from my inability to stop scratching.
2. I’m a useless engineering graduate. The idea of having to operate my DVD player to watch DMC has now paralysed me. I am going to break the TV and it’d be because I touched another piece of AV-related equipment in its proximity.
3. My mattress is so tortured and sunken in the middle that one particular spring has decided to stand up to the oppression and now assaults my lower back on a nightly basis. Someone should flip the mattress over to the good side. I’ll do that tomorrow. Or maybe Sunday. Hmm. Sometime.
4. I am receiving advice from nice older men on how to stop attracting silly younger boys. Smart choice of dating consultant. *pat on back*