Life Lesson #7211

Do not wear a dress that zips up on the back, when one’s triceps are sore from wakeboarding and could potentially be provoked into a full-fledged cramp when asked to reach behind one’s back to unzip said dress.

Oh yes. They did. My triceps.

Yeah, that was fun. Undressing oneself isn’t meant to be this exciting (unless you are a stripper).

I need to lie down.


3 Responses to “Life Lesson #7211”

  • Petunia Says:

    HAHAHA! I just laughed out loud, part testament to your funny writing skills, of course. I am of course so sore still today I’m not sure if I’m actually getting a flu!

  • cink Says:

    W: You’re not imagining the undressing, are you? You’re supposed to picture the cramping!

    Petunia: Hope you feel better soon! My arms are much more cooperative today. But to play safe, I wore a button-down shirt.

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